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GENDERBEND

2011 / 01 / 05


Just kinda a genderbent AU type thing.
2 Short scripts o u o


Riley - studious young man...basically looks the same without boobs.
Andi~<3 - Small tiny Asian female who dresses all cutesy...Tsundere as hell. No boobs.
Tara - Hardworking girl who tries her hardest to impress her bosses...mainly Algernon. She'll get easily jealous. Kinda big boobs lol.
Algernon - Prominent man with good looks and good connections. Works as head of police. Sharply dressed all the time.
Jacqueline - Woman with really straight neat hair...wears prim sun dresses. super nice and likes to cook, clean and collect antiques. May be a bit weird in the head.
Lola - Skank bitch who always wears sunglasses indoors. Likes to chew gum and get fake tans...wears skimpy outfits to attract guys.
Doctor - Creepy woman? in a suit. Witch Bitch



Al: !! The robbers aren't giving up the code you say? I'm going to have my men get on this right away. Assistant, could you please get me my phone?
Tara: Yes! Right away MR. d'Artois! You're always on top of everything! You're sooo amazing!
Al: haha Thanks darling. Oh Chief! We're all in a bit of a mess right now. Could you please-
Tara: Wow. He looks so dashing talking on the phone like that...so commanding!
Andi: What are you talking about? That type of guy annoys me! They're all yap yap yap! A good husband is one that tends to your needs every second!
Tara: !!! How dare you talk about Alge- I mean Mr. D'Artois like that! He's perfect!
Andi: Perfect?! I'll tell you who's perfect! YoonSuk from "Passion's night romance Garden"! He's my dream boy! I just want him all over me! I'll find a way to steal him away from that bitch hoe ChoonSo!
Tara: G-Get real Andi!
Al: The Chief will look into this right away. Oh! Andi, how nice of you to stop by~ You're looking fine as usual.
Andi: Get lost you bag of crap!
Tara: ANDI! SHUSH! WHAT SHE MEANS IS THAT YOUR BAG..IS SO STYLISH AND-
Al: AH. Assistant, could you please go get me some coffee. I need to file these reports really fast on my pda.
Tara: Y-Yes sir! - dashes off-
Andi: Tsk! People are soooooo annoying.

Doctor: I'm starving....Lola my love~
Lola: Tsk. What is it mom?
Doctor: Child, what on earth are you wearing?
Lola: OK. If you're like gonna tell me my skirt is too short, I don't! wanna hear it. OK?
Doctor: Ugh the youth...Lola, would you please make your old mother a snack?
Lola: Wtf?! Do I have to do everything around here? I'm going out later...I don't have time. Make Jacqueline do it...
Doctor: Jacqueyyyyy Come here!
J: AH! Y-yes miss Doctor! OOO! I almost tripped over that! I found the most gorgeous flower today in the field! IT-
Doctor: GO make me a snack...would you? I don't want to ask again.
J: Y-yes right away...Madame! Ah-I wouldn't want you to have to ask me again cuz that'd mean I was being disobedient and we can't have that. I'll make my famous chicken pot pie!
-30 minutes later-
J: I hope you like it! I tried my hardest! I really did! Why, I picked the carrots by myself and I-
Doctor: EW! WHAT IS THIS FILTH! THIS IS WHAT U CALL FOOD?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!
J: NO! I would never think of doing that to you! I'm sorry!
Doctor: MAKE IT AGAIN YOU HOE!
J: AHHH! I-I didn't mean it! I wasn't trying to!
Lola: HAHA bitch! You got it coming!
Doctor: DO I NEED TO LOCK YOU IN THE CELLAR AGAIN?!
J: NOOOO! PLEASE! THE RATS TALK TO ME IN THERE!
Riley: STOP! Don't do this to her! I overheard your conversation from next door and I just wanted to make sure everything's ok.
Doctor: Who the hell are you?
J: AH! Riley...no!
Doctor: The nerve of this boy...LOLA! IS HE ONE OF YOUR BOY TOYS?!
Lola: PSHH GET REAL. He's not my...(gives up down) type~
J: He's one of the local boys who helps me pick up my crops from the field. He doesn't mean any harm! Riley please! I know you're being nice..I know it but you have to leave now!
Riley: People shouldn't treat others like this thought...how could you be so cold, Doctor?!
Doctor: DON'T YOU BE DISRESPECTING ME IN MY OWN HOUSE NOW CHILD. IMMA GET THE PADDLE
J: AHHHH! NOOO! HIT ME INSTEAD!

(this was strange...)

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